Cribbed out already?

The year just started

Choose!

You have been positioned like this for five minutes. Are you getting off the couch or not? This is ridiculousness!

Making it pretty hard to work here

Go phils!

You must be tired from watching all that baseball.

Loving the car ride!

Did you just run into this?

Let you outside and all the thanks I get is you knocking over a plant and a chair. Bad dog

Potato bug

You are definitely not a potato bug so get over it!

That's my seat!

You should know better!

Really?

There is clearly not enough room for you on the chair

Stealing my seat!

I was just about to sit down

Messing up her bed

That's no good!

Now really

What is so shameful that she has to hide her head under the ottoman?

Hanging out on the stairs

Very suspicious behavior